The South is Crazy- Top Five Moments from the Harvey Updyke Interview

1. Updyke says he's a "great father and grandfather" and is upset the judge won't let him go to Texas to see his "15 or 16 grandchildren."
2. The "worst mistake of [his] life" is calling the Paul Finebaum show, not poisoning the trees.
3. He's a retired police officer. Again, a retired police officer thought it was kosher to poison trees because of a football rivalry.
4. He named his children "Crimson Tide" and "Bear Bryant." The mother of his third child told him he'd "screwed up the other two" and couldn't name this one Alley Bama like he wanted.
5. The man who poisoned Toomer's Corner believed it was a good idea to stop at a gas station called "Tiger Express," a place not only named after the Auburn Tigers but also awash in the same color scheme as the university.